I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit
I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit
I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit
I'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet muthafuck

We in the mood to do our thang right now - mo hey now
Sunnyfish - melon jelly - ballin' the jack at the meatwagon now

I'm in the mood to move my body like a weasel, goddammit
4 - 8 - 16 feet to the left, goddammit
I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron

Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 1 time