If you're a new band breaking,
Be aware cos she won't be far behind,
But if you've got no airplay,
She won't care and you better move aside,

Cos she'll be
Down south top ten in her mouth,
With the blink of an eye,
She'll be
Top drawer on the backstage floor,
Till the new band arrives,

Ooh she's got standards,
But you're cool if you're at twenty-five.
Ooh she's got standards
Till you put the twinkle in her eye.

So you better cover up boy...

If you're a new band breaking,
Be aware cos she'll never leave your side,
Cos if the NME say,
You're so cool and they really like your style,

Cos she'll be
Down south top ten in her mouth,
With the blink of an eye,
She'll be
Top drawer on the backstage floor,
Till the new band arrives,

Ooh she's got standards,
But you're cool if you're at twenty-five.
Ooh she's got standards
Till you put the twinkle in her eye.

So you better cover up boy...