Dookie On My Shoe

de Yuno Miles

(Ayy, secure it in the hoodie)
(Ayy, secure it in the hoodie)
(Ayy, secure it in the hoodie)
(Ayy, secure it in the hoodie)

I feel like an overgrown pterodactyl
But I’m just Chicken Wing Jr. Johnson III
I drunk a Red Bull and I turned into a giant bird
Now everyday in the morning I say cock-a-doodle-doo
I woke up one morning and Batman was fighting the Joker
I was a mailman back in 2099
Now I make fruit roll ups in the fruit roll up factory
I just had a sandwich, it’s called: Tallahaweeweewee
I got a VHS and it’s connected to my TV
I used to have a lizard and he was a dog
I thought I was Spider-Man, I tried to climb up a wall
But I was just Wolverine XLIX
I was a mailman back in 2099 (I was a mailman back in 2099, yeah)