(Ayy, secure it in the hoodie)
(Ayy, secure it in the hoodie)
(Ayy, secure it in the hoodie)
(Ayy, secure it in the hoodie)

I feel like an overgrown pterodactyl
But I’m just Chicken Wing Jr. Johnson III
I drunk a Red Bull and I turned into a giant bird
Now everyday in the morning I say cock-a-doodle-doo
I woke up one morning and Batman was fighting the Joker
I was a mailman back in 2099
Now I make fruit roll ups in the fruit roll up factory
I just had a sandwich, it’s called: Tallahaweeweewee
I got a VHS and it’s connected to my TV
I used to have a lizard and he was a dog
I thought I was Spider-Man, I tried to climb up a wall
But I was just Wolverine XLIX
I was a mailman back in 2099 (I was a mailman back in 2099, yeah)