When your heart is craving some grade-A entertainment
That's the Theater of War
When your life is a bore and you need something more, well
Check out the Theater of War
Bright Lights are glowin' from nuclear explosions
People come from near and far
And if you're in for a gag, you can load up a mag and
Shoot for the stars
Oh yes it might get violent but there ain't nothing like it
That's the Theater of
That's the Theater of
The whole gosh-darn Theater of
That's the Theater of
That's the Theater of War
