Rebel Without A Paunch
de TISM
So my hair is sorta thinning and a colour's been applied;
And, yeah, O.K, about the paunch - I guess I sorta lied;
But you won't hear me whining like those fucking teeny stars
When I'm standing at the mirror and I'm playing air guitar.
Rock and roll is music for the angry and depraved -
So you can't really rock and roll till you're middle aged.
Moaning, between head jobs, rock stars say they're so depressed -
They should try out a real job and a boss that's not impressed;
If it's so fucking hard being young, beautiful and rich
Come on down the office, cockhead, I'd be glad for us to switch:
The Prodigy despise normal men; Keith studded his own tongue;
But the pain of that don't compare to actually being one.
Oooh, it must be so fucking hard for all the Trainspotting crew
To have to live an alienated life in the proletariat milieu,
While all us normal middle class wanker types are trying
Not to have such a great time working 40 years then dieing;
Every fucking adolescent moans about how they're so deprived -
What do you fucking think it's like turning forty five?
"Oh no!" I say to the wife, "another album's due;
Another tour of the world - oh, what am I going to do?
Oh, it's such a hassle - the fans just won't leave me alone -
Remember those great old days with three kids and a loan?
Can't go to Safeways, got a photo shoot, and I'm stoned.
By the way, nearly forgot - Madonna phoned."
Hey, who doesn't wanna rock all day and party every night?
Every adult's a boring turd - that's exactly fucking right.
You'll never join the normal world, says your anguished teenage voice:
Well I don't ever remember someone giving me the choice.
So you can sing about rebellion and experiment with drug bingeing
But you won't get really angry till your teenage kids start whingeing.
Más canciones de TISM
-
Jung Talent Time
Machiavelli And The Four Seasons
-
Morisson Hostel
Great Truckin' Songs Of The Renaissance
-
Julius Seizure - Act III, scene ii, verse 73-118
www.tism.wanker.com
-
The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
40 Years - Then Death
-
Lose Your Delusion 2
Machiavelli And The Four Seasons
-
Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
De Rigueurmortis
-
Play Mistral For Me
Machiavelli And The Four Seasons
-
The Fosters Car Park Boogie
Great Truckin' Songs Of The Renaissance
-
Dumb 'n' Base
www.tism.wanker.com
-
How Do I Love Thee-
Machiavelli And The Four Seasons
-
-
Come Back DJ, Your Record Is Scratched
De Rigueurmortis
-
Fatboy Slim Dusty
De Rigueurmortis
-
The Birth Of Uncool
The White Albun
-
Five Yards
De Rigueurmortis
-
Five Yards
Best Off
-
Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
The Beasts of Suburban
-
-
While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
Hot Dogma
-
The Horse, Not The Horseshit
De Rigueurmortis