I was driving around in old Mexico
I got lost, I didn't know which way to go
I was confused, it was late, and I was in a fog
I ran over the Taco Bell dog

I felt that smush and I said: Oh mama
My lowrider crushed that little chihuahua
I prayed for forgiveness in a synagogue
I ran over the Taco Bell dog

If I am caught, they will put me in a cell with 20 locks
Unless I can pin it on Jack in the Box
I'll be whipped, then beaten, and then I'll be flogged
I ran over the Taco Bell dog

His last words were: Yo quiero el médico
I flattened that pup, to hell I will go
I should've skipped driving and gone for a jog
I ran over the Taco Bell dog

I ran over the Taco Bell dog
I ran over the Taco Bell dog