Have a happy birthday captain
Have a happy birthday captain
Have a happy birthday captain
We didn't forget, we didn't forget
It's your birthday today

I cooked your favourite chocolate cake
I put it in the oven and watched it bake
I cooked your favourite chocolate cake
We didn't forget, we didn't forget
It's your birthday today

I hid all the presents away
I kept them a secret till today
He hid all the presents away
We didn't forget, we didn't forget
It's your birthday today

I pinned the streamers on the wall
I blew up the balloons and hung them all
He pinned the streamers on the wall
We didn't forget, we didn't forget
It's your birthday today

Ho-ho, it's the happiest birthday I ever had, argh
I'm so jolly and so very glad, hoo-hoo-hoo!
It's the happiest birthday I ever had
We didn't forget, we didn't forget
It's your birthday today

Have a happy birthday captain
Have a happy birthday captain
Have a happy birthday captain
We didn't forget, we didn't forget, it's your birthday today

It's my birthday today!
(Laughs)
Ho-ho. This is the best birthday I've ever had
Argh