Well, my name is a number
A piece of plastic film
And I'm growin' funny flowers
In my little window sill

Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Well, my wife still respects me
I really misused her
I am having an affair
With the random computer

Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mummy, proud of your Sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh, mummy proud of your Sun
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like it did when you were young
Or do you come down crashin'
Seeing all the things you'd done
All was a big put on

Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mummy proud of your son
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mummy proud of your Sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mummy proud of your Sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mummy proud of your Sun

And you know who's the 2000 man
And your kids they just won't understand you at all