I Want a Mountain Dew

de The Gregory Brothers

People say don't hitchhike
Well, good thing I was hitchhiking
That woman is danger
So I ran up behind him with a hatchet
Smash, smash, smash
Yeah, yeah
If's he'd started driving that car again
There'd be a hell of a lot of bodies round here
Dude that guy was fucking kooked out
He can snap a woman's neck like a pencil stick
So I started smashing him in the head
Smash, smash, smash
No matter what you've done you deserve respect
Even if you make mistakes, you lovable
Doesn't matter your looks, skills or age
Or size or anything
You're worthwhile
No one can ever take that away from you
You're worthwhile
No one can ever take that away from you
I was in the passenger side of this fucker's car
And he's like, you know what?
I've come to realize i'm Jesus Christ
And I do anything I fucking want to
BAM, he smashed into this guy right there
Two women are trying to help him
He grabs one of them
So I ran up behind him with a hatchet
Smash, smash, smash
Yeah yeah
If's he'd started driving that car again
There'd be a hell of a lot of bodies round here
Dude that guy was fucking kooked out
He can snap a woman's neck like a pencil stick
So I started smashing him in the head
Smash, smash, smash
No matter what you've done you deserve respect
Even if you make mistakes, you lovable
Doesn't matter your looks, skills or age
Or size or anything
You're worthwhile
No one can ever take that away from you
You're worthwhile
No one can ever take that away from you
You're worthwhile
No one can ever take that away from you
You're worthwhile
No one can ever take that away from you