The Eclipse Blinded Me and I Can't See Titties Anymore That's What I Call Brainrot!

The CIA Made Me Burn Down a Hospital That's What I Call Brainrot!

The Deep State Made My Girlfriend Leave Me That's What I Call Brainrot!

My Lady's Parrot is a Racist That's What I Call Brainrot!

GameStop Fired Me That's What I Call Brainrot!

Drinkin' Toilet Water That's What I Call Brainrot!

The Dog is Bangin' My Wife That's What I Call Brainrot!

Making Love to Peanut Butter That's What I Call Brainrot!

My Parole Officer is the Antichrist! That's What I Call Brainrot!

Huffing Gas in Bible Class That's What I Call Brainrot!