Masters of Farces
de Tankard
Masters of farces!
We rule the universal
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(we're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(we're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, oops
Bad newt!
Welcome to the biggest freak show
That the world has ever seen
Sex affairs, lies and eyewash
Welcome to the primaries
The global warming
Nowhere to be found
Where facts don't matter
And delusions count
Gaffes and brain-freezes in public
Circus clowns f?r candidates?
Piling up disgracing moments
Howlers in tv debates
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(we're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(we're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, oops
Bad newt!
Voters are the only losers
Trusting in those hypocrites
Double standard? lower taxes?
Think again and use your wits
The global warming
Nowhere to be found
Where facts don't matter
And delusions count
Arguing whose wife's the finest
Promising moon-colonies
Are these people kinda bonkers?
Sameone help the grand old "p"
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(we're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(we're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, oops
Bad newt!
The global warming
Nowhere to be found
Where facts don't matter
And delusions count
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(we're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(we're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, oops
Bad newt!
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
We are the virtuous!
(we're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, oops
Bad newt!
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