I'm stuck here in cyberspace and
I can't get out to be with you
What can I do to be with you
I see you click on all my links
So you can see me everyday
I'll have to wait while you masturbate
While I wait I sing

Ooh la la la, ooh la la
Ooh laaa
Ooh la la
Masturbate, again
Ooh la la la, ooh la la
Ooh laaa
Ooh la la
If you download porn too much
Sometimes I get viruses
That's when I start to-o glitch-

I'm stuck here in cyberspace and
I can't get out to be with you
What can I do to be with you
I see you click on all my links
So you can see me everyday
I'll have to wait while you masturbate
While I wait I sing
Ooh la la la, ooh la la
Ooh laaa
Ooh la la