The Noose Song
de Rusty Cage
What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well I'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat
So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose
There's a 100 uses for the hangman's knot
That have nothing to do with
K Y S
Never do that
You can make a stylish belt
To hold up your pants
You can tie them to your wrists
And do a hangman's dance
Well, you could tie your shoes
Or you could make bananas fly
You could stir up a picture
Hang a picture
Anything you try!
So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope
Never consider self abuse!
This is how you tie a noose!
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