Letter To My Penis
de Rodney Carrington
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now you do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel and a dirty magazines,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
He sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when you get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.
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