There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin, cretin

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doing the cretin hop
Cretin! Cretin!

One, two, three, four
Cretins wanna hop some more
Four, five, six, seven
All good cretins go to heaven

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin, cretin

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doing the cretin hop
Cretin! Cretin!

One, two, three, four
Cretins wanna hop some more
Four, five, six, seven
All good cretins go to heaven