You spent 4K on a carpet
Just to be a dog in your apartment
Call you names and make you my target
But secretly, I know that I want it

God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that
God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that

You spent 4K on a helm
As if made by Margiela himself
So damn insecure of my wealth
That I'll be nasty, but you can tell that

God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that
God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that

You spent 4K on a suit
Custom tailor-made just for you
It's not formal, but it is cute
No tie, just a tail and a snoot

God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that
God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that

Wish I could afford that
Wish I could afford that
Wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that

You spent 4K on a carpet
Just to be a dog in your apartment
Call you names and make you my target
But secretly, I know that I want it

God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that
God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that