She was the love of his live
she had no clue that he used drugs
he'd like to remind you all
that there are two or three unlucky people
won't you talk to me ?
won't you walk with me ?
I know somebody he's a chatterbox
(go on and on and on and on)
Mr. Unlucky's name begins with U
(and he's not up)
I know somebody who has a dog
he bounce out of bed at six ev'ry morning
Mr. Silly lives in nonsenseland
(his shoes are size forty nine)
now Mr. Unlucky lives in the park
(under the lamppost)
waiting for somebody who brings his money down
(I wish there were more helpers)
I know somebody, he's red-haired
always takes his hat
won't you talk to me ?
won't you walk with me ?