Intro (Cool)
de Ninja Sex Party
Yo ninja brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around?
This looks like a job for the cool patrol!
Hey kid! (yo!) you're getting picked on in school
The other boys! (huh!)! They say you just ain't cool
Well that's bullshit! (yeah!!) we're gonna teach you the rules
Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more
We are the bad boys (oh!) from the tough side of town
We are the cool patrol (woo!) we'll turn your life around
Those bullies (aw shit) their ass is done for now
We're gonna show you how! So fuckin' listen y'all! First
You put your hands in the air
And you jump off the ground
And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
This is the cool patrol dance
Now put your hands in your pockets
And take them right back out
Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
This is the cool patrol dance
Whee!
Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass
You're sending all them shits a message there's a new king in class
When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants
They are your bitches! They are your bitches because
You put your hands in the air
And then stick out your rear end
And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend
And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
This is the cool patrol dance
Now rub the peanut butter on you
From your head to your feet
And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
This is the cool patrol dance
Cool break!
You put your hands in the air
And grab a bird from the sky
And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
This is the cool patrol dance
You're basically a superhero now
So throw some cars
Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to mars
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
This is the cool patrol dance!
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Eating Food in the Shower
Cool Patrol
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GFY
Cool Patrol
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Orgy for One
Cool Patrol
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Objects of Desire
NSFW
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We Built This City
Under the Covers, Vol. III
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Get Ready (To Get Ready)
These Nuts
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First Date
Cool Patrol
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Danny Don't You Know
Cool Patrol
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I Own a Car
These Nuts
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Welcome to My Parents' House
The Prophecy
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Cool Patrol
Cool Patrol
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Down Under
Under the Covers, Vol. III
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Sex Training
NSFW
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Mansion Party
Cool Patrol
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If We Were Gay
NSFW
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Take On Me
Under the Covers
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Heart Boner (Part II of the Boner Trilogy)
Cool Patrol
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Death Metal
These Nuts
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No Reason Boner
NSFW