Schlepping our way through the desert
I'm a maniac from all the heat
I may be a vegetarian
But even i can crave the meat

Riding a donkey like balaam
But me, i'm way more kind
I got me a desert princess
Grabbing me from behind

We're bonkey on the donkey
Me and me lass on a jenny-ass
Bonkey on the donkey
Doing the boney ona sturdy pony

Schlepping our way through the desert
Going crazy from the motion
I may be a holy man
But i'm beginning to feel the lotion

Ride a donkey like zechariah
Learning from all that he said
I got me a desert princess'grabbing on to my head

Schlepping our way through the desert
Lose my mind from sheer delight
Just an aging hippy
Keeping warm in the desert night

Riding a donkey i'm a nomad
Got no mortgage or rent
But i got me a desert princess
Living here inside my tent