I coulda died when I found out
We couldn-t live together peacefully
That-s when it started and we nearly parted
Well, I was hoping not to see the day
We started getting in each other-s way
Maybe it-s better we don-t live together
Things got strange
My space to chill become half the size
You became someone
I didn-t even recognize
What-s the matter now
What are you talking about
If it ain-t one thing, it-s another
If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other
Why you gotta put me down
What are you complaining about
If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other
If it ain-t one thing, it-s another
I got a yacht for a dinner cruise
The way you treated everyone was rude
I don-t believe ya, you-re such a diva
I told the waitress we wanted wine
You got upset because the girl was fine
You-re complicated, but somehow we make it
I get tired
From all I have to do to keep you satisfied
Get no sleep
You call me in the middle of the night and weep
What-s the matter now
What are you crying about
If it ain-t one thing, it-s another
If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other
Why you gotta fuss and shout
What are you screaming about
If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other
If it ain-t one thing, it-s another
I guess I can-t see the world through your eyes
Pretty little brown eyes
Guess I don-t understand
What goes on, goes on, goes on in your mind
What-s the matter now
What are you talking about
If it ain-t one thing, it-s another
If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other
Why you gotta put me down
What are you fussing about
If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other
If it ain-t one thing, it-s another
What-s the matter now
What are you talking about
If it ain-t one thing, it-s another
If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other
Why you gotta scream and shout
What are you complaining about
If it ain-t one thing, it-s the other
If it ain-t one thing, it-s another