Woe is me
Nothing is stranger than reality
I've got my bags all packed
For when the purples and the reds attack

Woe is me (woe is me)
Nothing is stranger than reality (stranger than reality)
I've got my bags all packed (bags all packed)
For when the purples and the reds attack (purples and the reds attack)

King Jesus led the children to the water's edge
To see their little faces peering over the ledge
He says: You cannot jump until Simon says
(He says: You cannot jump until Simon says)

King Fatima was a very wise man
But he never just flat-out said
To be as kind as you can
(But he never just flat-out said to be as kind as you can)

Woe is me (woe is me)
Nothing is stranger than reality (stranger than reality)
I've got my bags all packed (bags all packed)
For when the purples and the reds attack (purples and the reds attack)

Ooh, Lazarus told me: You have lost your head
But he really just couldn't believe
King God came back from the dead
('Cause he really just couldn't believe King God came back from the dead)

Mary had a little lamb, it's true
But to have a little baby
I heard it takes two
(But to have a little baby, I heard it takes two)

Woe is me (woe is me)
Nothing is stranger than reality (stranger than reality)
I've got my bags all packed (bags all packed)
For when the purples and the reds attack (purples and the reds attack)

Woe is me
Nothing is stranger than reality
I've got my bags all packed
For when the purples and the reds attack

Woe is me (woe is me)
Nothing is stranger than reality (stranger than reality)
I've got my bags all packed (bags all packed)
For when the purples and the reds attack (purples and the reds attack)