Bet you think you're so poetic
Quoting epics and ancient prose
Truth be told, you're quite pathetic
Mister Eclectic Allan Poe

Did you ever stop and give a wonder
To just who you were talking to?
The very expert on the foolish things
That men have said to woo and win me over
What a poser, you think you're so interesting

Twist my hair around your finger
Oh, grandiose thinker of mine
Talking 'bout some dead composer
You're just a stoner patronizing me

Did you ever stop and give a wonder
To just who you were talking to?
The very expert on the foolish things
That men have said to woo and win me over
What a poser, you think you're so interesting

Mm-mm-mm