There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin
Cretin

Gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop, Cretin Hoppin'

Cretin
Cretin

1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin
Cretin

Gotta go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop, Cretin Hoppin'

Cretin
Cretin

1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven