Stay at Home Dad
de Jon Lajoie
I'm a stay at home dad
I'm on paternity leave
I'm a stay at home dad
It's just the baby and me
I'm a stay at home dad
While my wife's at work
I got a bottle in my hand
And spit-up on my shirt
Baby wakes me up around 5am
Kickin and screamin until his face turns red
He usually tends to calm down once he's fed
So I give him his bottle my wife gets out of bed
Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready
Uh-oh uh-oh, someone's diaper is smelly
Uh-oh uh-oh, it leaked all over his belly
Uh-oh uh-oh, it looks like mustard and jelly
Kiss my wife good-bye while I clean up his bum-bum
It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun
I tried not to get soap in his eyes
He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry
But if he cries, to make him stop I've got a trick
I'll make funny noises with my mouth like this
(makes noise with lips) ga ga goo goo ga ga ga
Then we play peek-a-boo it makes him laugh
I'm a stay at home dad
It's a full time job
I'm a stay at home dad
But I like it a lot
I'm a stay at home dad
During his afternoon nap
I watch The Price Is Right
and I make myself a snack
Cheese and crackers!
If I have errands to run I take the van
Strap him in his car seat
And bring his baby bag
I always make sure his seat's well strapped in
My baby's security is important
Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
But I gotta be sure to make it back by 4 'o' clock
So I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah
What should I make tonight? Maybe some pasta
And a Caesar salad, my wife will like that
5 o' clock's the time that she gets back
She asks me how my day was I say not bad
It's all in a day's work as a stay at home dad
I'm a stay at home dad
I don't take drugs
I'm a stay at home dad
I get high on baby hugs
I'm a stay at home dad
I'm like Winnie The Pooh
But my favorite Disney movie
Is the Lion King Two
I also like Ice Age…
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
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Everyday Normal Guy
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Everyday Normal Crew
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The Birthday Song
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I Kill People
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Very Super Famous
Very Super Famous
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Everyday Normal Guy 2
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Wtf Collective 2
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Mr. McGibblets Theme Song
The League (Original Soundtrack)
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Wtf Collective
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Wtf Collective 3
Wtf Collective 3
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Drinking Beer and Smoking Cigarettes (feat. Poisonous Perry Martel)
Drinking Beer and Smoking Cigarettes (feat. Poisonous Perry Martel)
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Started as a Baby
Started as a Baby
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The Best Christmas Song
The Best Christmas Song
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Mel Gibson's Love Song
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Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina
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Sunday Afternoon
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High as F%#K
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The Phonecall
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Listening to My Penis
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Michael Jackson Is Dead
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