Ev'ryone is trying to get to the bar
The name of the bar called heaven

Now the band in heaven
Play my favorite song
They play it once again
They play it all night long

Heaven is a place
Where nothing ever happens

Heaven is a place
Where nothing ever happens

There's a party, everyone is there
Everyone will leave at exactly the same time
It's hard to imagine that nothing at all
Could be so exciting, could be so much fun

Heaven is a place
Where nothing ever happens

Heaven is a place
Where nothing ever happens

When this kiss is over it will start again
It will not be any different,
It will be exactly the same
It's hard to imagine that nothing at all
Could be so exciting, could be so much fun

Heaven is a place
Where nothing ever happens

Heaven is a place
Where nothing ever happens