You are not my friend
You are my foe
You are two feet tall
You have got to go!

THIS IS DWARF INVASION
(dwarf invasion)
THIS IS DWARF INVASION
(dwarf invasion)
THIS IS DWARF INVASION
(dwarf invasion)
THIS IS DWARF INVASION
(dwarf invasion)
Dwarf invasion
(dwarf invasion)

This is not a friend
You are very small
You can barely stand up to me
You can't play basketball!

THIS IS DWARF INVASION
(dwarf invasion)
THIS IS DWARF INVASION
(dwarf invasion)
THIS IS DWARF INVASION
(dwarf invasion)
THIS IS DWARF INVASION
(dwarf invasion)
Dwarf invasion
(dwarf invasion)