Spendin' my days out loungin' like a lizzard I'm smooth
I got a polyester closet full of three piece suits
And my face has got the stank from the cologne that I use
I'm smooth
Leavin' a trail of broken hearts I'm the lovin' thief
I can impress 'em and undress 'em with my sensitivity
Look at the time if you'll forgive me I've got places to be
I'm smooth
I've got to be the smoothest thing that I've ever seen
You must wish that you were me
Drivin' in a Big Car
Feelin' like a big star
Drinkin' from a big glass
Feelin' like a big star

Start 'em right off with a line that they just can't ignore
What's your name,what's your sign, I think I've seen ya before
And when ya walk it makes me wanna watch ya walk some more
And when ya talk it makes me wanna watch ya walk some more
He's leavin' a trail of broken hearts, he's the lovin' thief
He's got a million alibi's hidden up his sleeve
Hold that thought for a moment do ya see what I see
There's a girl across the way she's probably fallin' in love with me
I've gotta be the sweetest thing that she's ever seen
She must want to ride with me
If you could drive in a Big Car, would you…drive in a Big Car
Drivin' in a Big Car
Feelin' like a big star
Drinkin' from a big glass
Feelin' like a big star

I'm just another manifestation of your oldest desire
And if your thinkin' you've got an inklin' that ya need me to sire
And if ya want to be treated like a movie star
Said you, me, let's get in the car
I've got to be the spookiest thing you've ever seen
They all want to ride with me
Drivin' in a Big Car
Feelin' like a big star
Drinkin' from a big glass
Feelin' like a big star