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de Ashtin Larold

They wanna hate me but I'm unhateable
Ladies like me cause I'm funny and relatable
Charismatic, talented, and handsome and I'm capable
I make so much money that my pockets looking inflatable

Now look at you, you're undateable
The amount of time you spend online just ain't sustainable
You can't make a dinner all your meals are microwaveable
The amount of brain rot that you have is generational

If never ever getting pussy was a sport you'd be Lebron
You'd be Michael fucking Jordan, you'd be Barry fucking Bonds
If being broke was the Olympics you'd win silver, gold, and bronze
If being a bitch was ancient China you'd be Genghis fucking Khan

You look like you haven't left your fucking house since you were 9
You look like if you went out and saw the sunlight you'd go blind
You look like you lost a fight with mother earth and father time
You look like the friends you have are all online or in your mind

That's just not me, my life's full of smiles like Takashi Murakami
Wallet big and blue it kind of look like a tsunami
Pussy on my head I kind of felt like a Hitachi
Jesus Christ good God well you can't hate me I'm just a silly guy

30 million plays and I don't even fucking really try
Call you Ben Shapiro your girls pussy always really dry
Dick so fucking small there ain't a hole that it can't fit inside
I'm a big baller, boat noise swinging, I'm a shit talker

You look like you're on a fucking list for being a bitch stalker
You a basement dweller, your neck probably smell like fish water
You look like you put your fucking fleshlight in the dishwasher
I bet you still probably laugh at memes about Harambe

It was 2025 when you first started bumping Kanye
You are 36 still order chicken nuggets as an entree
And your dick looks like the no neck dude from 90 day fiance
If you're 50 and divorced get the fuck up out my comments

Live at home and still got chores, get the fuck up out my comments
If you never go outdoors just stay the fuck up out my comments
Feed your kids, hug your mom, go outside, stop the nonsense

They wanna hate me, but I'm unhateable
Ladies like me cause I'm funny and relatable
Charismatic, talented and handsome and I'm capable
I make so much money that my pockets looking inflatable

Now look at you, you're undateable
The amount of time you spend online just ain't sustainable
You can't make a dinner all your meals are microwaveable
The amount of brain rot that you have is generational

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