A Manly Song
de Arrogant Worms
Me work hard five days a week 
Sweeping garbage from the street 
Come home not want book to read 
Not 'nuff pictures for me see 
Sit right down in favourite chair 
Wearing only underwear 
Favourite night is Saturday night 
'Cause me can watch hockey fights 
Me like hockey! Me like hockey! 
Me no like pro basketball 
'Cause me short and they all tall 
Baseball slow like Forrest Gump 
'Cept when Robbie spits on ump 
Wrestlemania not so great 
Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate 
TV soccer not that hot 
You play bad then you get shot 
Me like hockey! Me like hockey! 
Swedish players must be geeks 
'Cause they still got own real teeth 
Not like Finnish players names 
What's a Teemu anyway? 
Russians worst in history 
Got stupid names like Valerie 
Me like Sergei Federov 
Me like him more if head were off 
Ha ha ha! 
Me like hockey! Me like hockey! 
Me like hockey! We like hockey! 
Please mister linesman let the players fight 
Please mister linesman let the players fight 
Please mister linesman let the players fight 
Please mister linesman let the players fight 
Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight 
Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight 
Let them fight, let them fight! 
Friends come over put game on 
Argue then we lay bets down 
Got bag of chips and case of Bud 
Should last 'til end of first period 
But yankees they win the world cup 
Me think they cheat use glowy puck 
Maybe if we want to win her 
Maybe we should play in winter 
Me like hockey! Me like hockey! 
Me like hockey! Me like hockey! 
Yeah!
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